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Half-Elf, Half-Dwarf

Half-Elf, Half-Dwarf
Arctus looked up ahead at the light flickering from the cabin window. He could see all across the large grassy meadow between the edge of the woods where he stood and home. The herdsmen had taken the sheep home by now. He had one rabbit with him and a whole lot of empty snares. There was no denying it. He just wasn’t meant to be a trapper. The locals said anyone with elven blood was a good hunter. But then the locals assumed that elves were better at everything, from hunting to singing to walking. What was that they always said? “Anything a man can do, an elf can do while balancing on a tightrope ma

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UntitledIf god was a potato would we love the light the shadow of sleep hangs over my mind and body chalk scratching across the board people scratching across the street ideas scratching across the internet planet scratching across the velvet-stretched sky.
If god was a princess would she have the head of a beautiful woman with the body of a cucumber the marx brothers doing mad libs with an alligator pie.
Heroic couplets dance across the floor, Until they find their way up to the door. And tumble out with last week's laundry.
If god was a gong who's to say freedom wouldn't ring poem scratching across Untitled
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Game NightShake. Toss. Clatter. Let’s see that’s thirteen plus six. Nineteen. Nineteen. That’s a hit. The paladin swings his sword and nearly shears the griffin’s wing off. Okay, now it’s his turn. Another player picks up the small plastic jewel. Twenty sides. Icosahedron. Shake. Toss. Clatter. A natural one. That’s a miss. The wizard’s spell fizzles in her hand. The master sits across from us, behind his screen. The griffin attacks the paladin. Shake. Toss. Clatter. Natural twenty. That’s a cri Game Night
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MallWe climb up, up Away from the dim, dim Metro. The stairs move beneath my feet The sky is grey and heavy with clouds The air bites with a chill Should have brought a coat. I’m a Minnesotan I’m tougher than this. But I should have brought a coat. On solid concrete again, looking In a wide arc. Green grass and trees Interspersed with gravel and blacktop, Surrounded on all sides by huge Buildings, trying to look impressive on this chilled DC day. People. They’re all over today. At the popcorn stands The hotd Mall
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Half-Elf, Half-DwarfHalf-Elf, Half-Dwarf
Arctus looked up ahead at the light flickering from the cabin window. He could see all across the large grassy meadow between the edge of the woods where he stood and home. The herdsmen had taken the sheep home by now. He had one rabbit with him and a whole lot of empty snares. There was no denying it. He just wasn’t meant to be a trapper. The locals said anyone with elven blood was a good hunter. But then the locals assumed that elves were better at everything, from hunting to singing to walking. What was that they always said? “Anything a man can do, an elf can do while balancing on a tightrope ma Half-Elf, Half-Dwarf
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It's my birthday!

Wed Sep 2, 2009, 4:37 PM

Mood: Euphoric
Listening to: Hammerfall: No Sacrifice, No Victory
Reading: Dragon Magazine
Watching: myself type this journal entry
Playing: Online Dungeons-and-Dragons-based PBP
Eating: BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Drinking: Water. I'm 21, but no alcohol for me.

So...um...yeah. HOORAYYY!!!

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I am a college student with a low opinion of his writing, an appreciation for the overweight female form, and a devotion to literature of almost all stripes. I play Dungeons and Dragons when I can and I love single-player RPG's. I am also a Minnesotan with a dislike of work and a deep love of good food.

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Current Residence: Hastings, Minnesota or La Crosse, Wisconsin. Depends on whether I'm at home or at college.
Interests: Fantasy of all stripes, D&D, Music of all kinds
Favourite movie: Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings, inaccurate as it may be
Favourite band or musician: Blind Guardian, Avantasia, Styx, Meat Loaf, Jethro Tull, the list goes on and on and on. . .
Favourite genre of music: Mostly power metal, but my taste in music is all over the place
Favourite poet or writer: J.R.R. Tolkien, Edmund Spenser, John Milton, Zora Neale Hurston
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Sansa e250
Wallpaper of choice: Any of the default Windows ones. I'm too lazy to get anything else.
Skin of choice: Anything that isn't sunburnt.
Favourite game: Mass Effect, Neverwinter Nights 2, Jade Empire, Dungeons and Dragons
Favourite gaming platform: PC
Favourite cartoon character: I have to pick a favorite?
Personal Quote: "Have you ever truly pondered the complexity of an Oreo cookie?"
Tools of the Trade: The imagination and my handy word processing program!